What woe could toilet paper possibly bring about? Well, running out of it right before bed and knowing [just knowing] that you will face the morning without it. Yes, my friends, I'm afraid that this woe found itself in our household just the other night. But do you know what ... instead of the distress and inconvenience I expected, quite the opposite occurred. Before you get concerned about what was going on over here, let me explain.
You see, that morning I woke up to a smiling husband holding a bulk package of that sweet, soft, white goodness ... which required his alarm to go off at 5:30am[!] in order to surprise me. His reason for doing it, just because he didn't want my morning to begin with desperately scouring our little apartment for TP replacement [you know what I'm talking about, we've all done it].
Sometimes it really is the little things. Like waking up to a large package of toilet paper three inches from your face. And the man you love expressing his adoration for you with those 48 rolls of bathroom tissue. What a beautiful life.
You see, that morning I woke up to a smiling husband holding a bulk package of that sweet, soft, white goodness ... which required his alarm to go off at 5:30am[!] in order to surprise me. His reason for doing it, just because he didn't want my morning to begin with desperately scouring our little apartment for TP replacement [you know what I'm talking about, we've all done it].
Sometimes it really is the little things. Like waking up to a large package of toilet paper three inches from your face. And the man you love expressing his adoration for you with those 48 rolls of bathroom tissue. What a beautiful life.
